This is the Chuck Norris of sitting, and I’d like to use this opportunity to introduce you to the Ball & Cast Kitchen Swivel Pub Height Stool. This bad guy is capable of withstanding more bumps and blows than a clumsy juggler could ever hope to manage. In addition, the swivel movement of the chair will make you feel as though you are living in a sitcom; all you have to do is turn around and see who is following you!

Also, would you like to discuss about comfort? The cushioned seat of this stool is equally as comfortable as a marshmallow floating on a cloud. The experience is similar to sitting on a hug, making it ideal for those long evenings spent arguing which pizza toppings are the best (spoiler alert: pineapple is the winner).

However, hold on, there is more! Not only is this stool meant to be used in the kitchen, but it is also a true social butterfly. Bring it to your home bar, and you will become the host with the most guests who are there. You can also move it up to any high table, and all of a sudden you will be the dominant figure in the room (or at the very least, the dominant figure in the breakfast nook).

Put together? I beg you, this thing is so simple that it almost puts itself together. It’s far simpler than teaching a cat to play fetch, plus it eliminates the possibility of scratching your furnishings. And the cleaning? For the sake of argument, let’s simply suppose that all that is required to keep this stool appearing spotless is a fast wipe down. It is similar to magic, except with fewer bunnies and more alcohol that has been spilled.

For those of you who were wondering, the Ball & Cast Kitchen Swivel Pub Height Stool is now available to you. It’s very humorous, in addition to being a durable and comfortable item. Now is the time to get yours and begin spinning your way to the top of the sitting world!